RANSVESTIA

Trans: The Snake says he hasn't had time to shave since he left the motel in Salt Lake City and consequently hasn't dressed completely. But he is wearing a girdle and bra underneath his male clothing.

Grab: Mercy sakes, Snake, I hope it's an 18 clocks model.

Trans: he hopes the Snake is wearing an 18 hour girlde by Playtex.

Snake: Negatory on that 18 clocks, Grabber. It's the one you wouldn't believe and it's hauling long and lovelies.

Trans: No, it isn't an 18 hour girlde, it's the "I can't believe it's a girdle, girdle and he is also wearing nylons.

Snake: Mercy me Grabber, here comes a Roger Ramjet in a Kamikaze Skate over in the fifty dollar lane.

Trans: The Snake has spotted a Honda Civic going well over the speed limit in the passing lane.

Grab: Mercy Snake, should we squeeze old Roger in the Rocking Chair?

Trans: Negatory on the Rocking Chair Grabber; that wasn't Roger Ramjet in that Kamikaze Skate. That was the Pink Lady. Better give her the front door.

Trans: The Snake recognizes Marilyn in the speeding Honda.

Grab: Mercy sakes, there they go. I hope the bears don't get 'em. But who was that seatcover with the Pink Lady?

Trans: The Grabber watches the Honda go speeding past and sees there is a passenger with Marilyn.

Snake: That seatcover was the Charm Czarina, Grabber. You better get your knobbies together and check your talcum gauge.

Trans: That passenger's name is Glorea LaVonne and the Grabber better get her knees together and check her make-up.

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